hammerito:

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LOOKIT, A FLAPJACK. NOW WATCH THE DAMN VIDEO.

hennypotter:a-panda-girl:dealbreaker:

You Dumped Me

No, I will not help you move/go mini-golfing with you/go to a romantic bed and breakfast with you. We are not together! You dumped me because you didn’t want to see or talk to me anymore, remember? Because it wasn’t “working for you anymore?” Well, this little see-saw you call an arrangement isn’t exactly working for me either, darling. I appreciate you throwing some emotional and poorly timed sex my way, though. While it’s happening, I am not even thinking about “us,” and it’s great. Although, I know that as soon as it ends, you’ll tell me that if I stay it’ll become “too real.” The phrase “confusing gray area” always sounds better when you’re naked. Look, this isn’t a revolving door. I’m the bouncer at this club from now on, and I say no re-entry. You’re either in or out, and “out” means I’m not feeding your fish anymore.

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cheapandvulgar:veganscum:(via mydarling)

jennyeatworld:

i very much enjoy oversized tanks with cardigans.

this is so cute!

cheapandvulgar:xdarkling:floatingintheblue:(via fellaysheoh)

mr—smith:

omaha

“homaha”

thedailywhat:

Desktop Wallpaper of the Day: The Tache Desktop by Made-in-England’s Simon Cook.

Inspired by and dedicated to those participating in Movember, the annual men’s health awareness moustache growing charity event.

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thedailywhat:

Dog Toy of the Day: “Humunga Stache” rubber ball / fake moustache combo from Firebox.com.

Make a man out of your dog.

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this is a necessary item for my first dog, whatever it may be.